Ten Things You Don't Say to Your Wife if You Want to Get Some | Families

Oh, you are so not getting any tonight.

If this thought bubble could be read over a wife’s head, husbands would save themselves a lot of wasted time and effort they should’ve devoted to rolling over and going to sleep.

Better yet, they should back up one more step, never uttering the words that makes this thought bubble pop up – BTW, visible to any woman or gay man in the room overhearing the infraction.

I’m feeling generous today so I’m going to help the husbands out by providing an easy cheat sheet that will keep these inadvertent verbal grenades from being lobbed. Wives – it’s up to you if you want to pass this on to them, or if you count on these regular oh no he din-int’sfor a little break from the full court press.

Ten Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife if You Want to Get Some...

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